Plant-based Witches Pillows

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Astral Projection

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

"I said slime."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Newt sale

A Club Sandwitch.

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.