Culinary Witch Pillows

"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog? Oh, stuff it - chuck a stock cube in.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Needs more kale.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Television company new recruit

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"