Culinary Witch Mugs

"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog? Oh, stuff it - chuck a stock cube in.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Needs more kale.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"While the chef's dishes tonight are rather bland, his ideas are fresh and appealing."

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"And that is how you handle liver!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Television company new recruit

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."