Witchy Cook Mugs

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Here we are."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

'It's her signature dish.'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Witches Brew

Commie Chef.

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

Coffee Coven

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

"So...you drive stick."

My other broom is a vacuum.

'Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog? Oh, stuff it - chuck a stock cube in.'

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Witches

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

'You've burnt the ghoulash!'

Witching Hour

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.