Culinary Sorceress Mugs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Middle Age Spread.

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Master Mum

Clandestine Cuisine

"After you read the menu, eat it."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."