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Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

Middle Age Spread.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

Clandestine Cuisine

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Master Mum

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"After you read the menu, eat it."