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"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Witch and cauldron, "Eye of newt, Leg of toad,boil in bag"

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"First you make a roux."

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

Clandestine Cuisine

Master Mum

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"They're magic beans, mum. They don't give you gas."

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

"After you read the menu, eat it."

Surprise!

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'It's a cookbook!'