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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Witch's Brew.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Habanero ..."

Maestro

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Vegan Voldemort

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.