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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Witch's Brew.

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

Hardware and software

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Windows or Mac?

Maestro

"Habanero ..."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'I've changed my mind Donald. I don't want to put a little spice back into our marriage anymore.'

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Sadie, why have you been cheating on Mort? I needed to spice things up. Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Mort and I have been together for years and we just don't argue the way we used to. Argue? I mean, sure, we fight but not with any real intensity. I'm confused. We've lost that loathing feeling. It's gone, gone, gone.

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.