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Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Maestro

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

Witch Online

'I don't care WHO started it!'