Science Sorcerer Gifts

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Windows or Mac?

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Maestro

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"