Organic Sorcerer Gifts

Organic Beans

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Vegicurious

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'