Sustainable Sorcerer Gifts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Windows or Mac?

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."