Sustainable Sorcery Fan Gifts

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"I'm hexting."

Magus

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Lunar Powered Broomstick

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'

Re-Gifting/Recycling

"Yeah, you might be right, the grass is slightly greener on this side, but we're in drought too..."

Fantasy Football League.

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'

"Have you ever considered switching to an environmentally friendly cloth bag?"