Sustainable Sorcery Fan T-Shirts

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

Cheeze Wiz.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

"I'm hexting."

Magus

When Bob stopped bragging about the economic benefits of his conestoga rickshaw.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Santa was perplexed at receiving a carbon-neutral status.

Lunar Powered Broomstick

"Organic frog, tongue of gluten free dog, wing of sustainable bat..."

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

Re-Gifting/Recycling

"Yeah, you might be right, the grass is slightly greener on this side, but we're in drought too..."

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'

Fantasy Football League.

'I know it's not too good, but if we just dump it, we'll be violating the hazardous wastes act.'