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Toadstools

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"It's probably just seasonal."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Rocket and Witch Race

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magic Tricks

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."