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First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Returns"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Great Sarcasmo

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!