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First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Toadstools

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

Cheeze Wiz.

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Paul and Debbie.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"Returns"

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"