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"My most recent position was under a house."

Toadstools

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

Rocking Witches.

"Recalculating route..."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."