Wizardry Aficionados Gifts

"My most recent position was under a house."

Toadstools

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Late BroomStick

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Witches.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Emma Watson

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

Paul and Debbie.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."