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"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Broomstick crash.

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"I can't believe he brought her."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror