Sorcery Aficionado Gifts

Cheeze Wiz.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Magic Tricks

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Witch's Brew.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror