Sorcery Enthusiast Gifts

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Cheeze Wiz.

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Magic Tricks

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Witch's Brew.

Updated Stories. The Wicked Witch Of The West Tries A New Tactic To Get The Ruby Slippers. Security Checkpoint. Remove your shoes, please.

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"