Sorcery Fan T-Shirts

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Magus

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

Medieval Office Supplies

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Eye of Newt Helper

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

The Wizard.

"Apologies, sir. The mansion is haunted by Randy, the master's late spaniel."

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'