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"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Magus

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Cheeze Wiz.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Medieval Office Supplies

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

Rosemary's Baby Supplies

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Eye of Newt Helper

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Trick or Treat. I got a very exclusive invitation to see the new horror movie -- it's a private screaming!

"I don't care if he did follow you home—you can't keep him!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'Ah, I see a life filled with the usual cliches about black cats.'

Dairy Potter.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.