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Speeding again, Margaret?

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Meowlzebub

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Witches at a cauldron.

Fairy tale

Fear of Flying Seminar

Happy New Ear!

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"I've thrown in some prescription drugs that don't interact well."

Halloween health & safety.

Witch's breakfast cereal makes the sound: 'Snap, Cackle, Pop.'

Tax reform magically transforming the U.S. economy.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Witchy Cellist

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"What kind of mileage do you get?"