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Lunar Powered Broomstick

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Toadstools

Politically Correct Snowperson

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Magic Tricks

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'