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'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Prize vegetables.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

"First time pruning?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The Garden

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"Mulch madness"