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'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Prize vegetables.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"First time pruning?"

Toadstools

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

100% carbon neutral

Rocking Witches.

Broomstick crash.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"