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'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Man ignores plants in need of water.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

Robinia Floribunda

Organic Beans

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'