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'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

"The transplant was successful, and he's resting comfortably in a bed on the south side of the hospital."

"Water... water... but not too much."

Champion gardener.

"Electricity can be generated in the garden using a small dynamo and a false perspective."

Gardening

"It's either swaying palms or cold beer. . .you can't have them both!"

Gardening Companions

Luther Burbank

Allotment

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener

Cat Nip.

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.