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Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

Pulling out Giant Carrot

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Doing the borders.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Allotment

Cat Nip.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Horti-Culture

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'