Green Thumb Master Gifts

Eco-farmer using environment-friendly manipulation on his potatoes.

Pulling out Giant Carrot

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

Cat Nip.

Gardener

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Horti-Culture

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.