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"Emma's been planting all the stones from our avocados."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Lawn and Order

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Mulch madness"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.