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"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

Lawn and Order

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'