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"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

Prize vegetables.

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Gardener

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.