Green Thumb Hero T-Shirts

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

A give-and-take relationship with your neighbour is essential to the full enjoyment of your garden.

'And this is John's little corner.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'Why doesn't everybody build rockeries using polystyrene rocks?'

"This is for you. Your garden is so great this year, we voted you an honorary rabbit!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Allotment

Cat Nip.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Steamed vegetables."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

Cats and gardens.

Botany Baby!