Green Thumb Hero Gifts

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A garden Part 7

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

A give-and-take relationship with your neighbour is essential to the full enjoyment of your garden.

'And this is John's little corner.'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

'Why doesn't everybody build rockeries using polystyrene rocks?'

"This is for you. Your garden is so great this year, we voted you an honorary rabbit!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

Prize vegetables.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Cats and gardens.

"Steamed vegetables."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."