Green Thumb Warrior Gifts

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

A householder is entitled to remove any object that encroaches on his property - but it must be returned to the rightful owner.

Roots coming through the roof of a balcony.

'It's back breaking work making a garden a nice place to relax in.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"What are you growing?"

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

Mowing the lawn.

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'I see your busy lizzies are bone idle this year!'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Bonsai competition.

'Come on the weeds.'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

'Uh, Liz. That plant isn't getting any faker.'

"Don't even think about it!"

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"It's weeder's elbow."

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Carcinogens.

'And I say it's YOUR job to weed the window box!'

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

Garden Weasel.

Andy Johnson, Hardcore Composter

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

Common Garden Pests

Glenveagh: Say NO to smaller gardens

What? Spring isn't bulb-planting time!!! Expensive gardens. Best spring bulbs!!! It's way too late to grow this year's "best bulbs"! What calendar do they think we're on? Mail. The commercial calendar? Expensive gardens catalog. Bulb sale.

Man labouring over vegetable patch