Green Thumb Warriors Gifts

Dead House Plant

'Uh... do you think it's too late to put in bulbs?'

"Somewhere out there, there's a girl who wants to take me home and slowly kill me."

Lawn & Garden Supply. Sod. They're arguing over the last piece of sod we have in stock. I hate these turf battles.

"It ran amok."

Spectabilis Horridus

Earthing Up

Garden Fencing

"Carrots? Carrots!!!! Harold! I hate carrots!!"

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

You'll need all your energy when you get home.

'My mom grows vegetables as a hobby. Takes a lot of perverse pleasure in it.'

Neighbours waring over tree that's too high

'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'

"What? You know know I hate to be called a quitter."

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Garden

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Mulch madness"

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.