Green Thumb Crusader Gifts

"Oh, I see - so it's wrong to cut down the Amazon Rainforest, but okay for me to weed, prune and mow our own garden?"

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.