Green Thumb Crusader Gifts

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Garden

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener