Green Thumb Adventurer Gifts

urban agriculture

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

Pesticide

Vegicurious

Blooming Nuisance

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"You must have a green thumb."

Garden seeds - giant varieties

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"