Green Thumb Adventurer Mugs

urban agriculture

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'Fancy a night on the tiles, Ivy?'

'Honey, don't forget to water the plants!'

Pesticide

Vegicurious

Blooming Nuisance

"What did it say on the seed packet?"

Prize vegetables.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The Garden

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

"Mulch madness"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'