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In the houseplant cemetery.

Medical Office Waiting Room. Yeah, I know --- We just can't seem to keep houseplants alive around here.

Teddy is growing tomatoes from one of those stupid upside-down buckets. My Teddy? You're usually not interested in horticulture. What's up? These things are cool! No staking or weeding. Yes, but what do they yield? A full summer of annoying my sister. Odd. Their literature doesn't promo that.

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 6

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'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"I'm trying to acquire a taste for weeds. It's the only thing that seems to grow in our garden. If I can't beat them, I might as well join them."

Prize vegetables.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Cat Nip.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"First time pruning?"

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Mother Nature

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Botany Baby!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Steamed vegetables."

See you at the farmers market!

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

Cats and gardens.