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"Declared Victory Garden"

'...your father has also bequeathed your Grandfather;s place on the allotment waiting list to you, as he hoped that one day a family member may get allocated a plot'

Prize vegetables.

Allotment

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Greenfingers.

The Garden

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Mulch madness"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Garden seeds - giant varieties

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'I don't know who he is...but he roto-tilled my entire yard and never even stopped to let me thank him!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Gardener