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"Don't overfeed it!"

'Flower and water'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Doing the borders.

Gardener

Cat Nip.

Allotment

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Horti-Culture

Yardless: Please help

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Garden Goddess.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"