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'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Late BroomStick

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."