Eco-conscious Witches Gifts

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Needs salt!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Astral Projection

100% carbon neutral

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Rocking Witches.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I said slime."

Newt sale

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"