Eco-friendly Witch Gifts

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"I used to be proud of saving gas by riding my broom more, then the gas prices dropped."

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

'Needs salt!'

Astral Projection

100% carbon neutral

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"I said slime."

Newt sale

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

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