Eco-conscious Elf Gifts

Santa Claus panics as the ice caps melt

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

Population train.

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"I can remember when water was just wet."