Eco-friendly Elves Gifts

'Tell him to cut it out - we're not into leather!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Environmentalist

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

100% carbon neutral

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Food waste with recycling symbol

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'