Eco-conscious Santa Fan Gifts

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"...and, for those parishioners who insist on a Eucharist made with all organic, locally-sourced ingredients, see Father Maguire at aisle three."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Santa's elevator

The society against the belief that man is responsible for more and more floods, fires etc...

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'Oh, that reminds me. And the polar ice caps: I want them to stop melting.'

'It's all automated nowadays: Santa doesn't need to check the list twice anymore...'

'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

'How come you're not registered anywhere on E-Bay?'

"It's a great feeling to be able to give someone good news for a change..."

'Santa doesn't need us any more. He just sits at his computer and sends out music and film downloads.'

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"Hey, you gotta give the old guy credit for at least trying."

Computer screen says 'Have you been naughty/nice?' Santa says to elf: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

First biofuel commercial airline flight.

"I wonder what a brown flag means?"

Play it forward, hug a tree...

'You'll get better ideas with our low energy bulbs.'

"Yeah, you might be right, the grass is slightly greener on this side, but we're in drought too..."

Re-Gifting/Recycling