Eco-conscious Holiday Lover Gifts

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'I think it has something to do with global warming.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

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"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

'Reindeer must now be fitted with the government approved CZ1 catalytic converter to reduce methane emissions.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Valentine's Day"

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Polar Cruises.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Tourism Industry

IUCN Pronouns

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Please - Take only photographs, leave only footprints.

"Where are the whales and the seabirds that were promised to be seen on this cruise?"

You're forcing 2,000 tulips for one girl's sweet 16 party?! Yep. Haven't they heard? The country's having really tough times. Tree's Tree Nursery. Organic. Plant food. The family is concerned. They're making sacrifices, too. Oh? They wanted 3,000. Golden parachutes all around.

Carbon-Friendly Christmas Tree

"I've already got one luv!"

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"