Eco-minded Christmas Enthusiast Gifts

Play it forward, hug a tree...

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Politically Correct Snowperson

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

'Is it organic?'

A gap between the solar panels

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Nope. No fish."

"We've made a few changes."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

"Burgers ready in 6 hours!"

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'