Eco-party Enthusiast Gifts

"You should have been at Ashley's birthday party. We played Spin-The-Recyclable-Plastic-Container."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

Politically Correct Snowperson

God's Subcontractors

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"I think we have run out of time..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

Climate Change

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Ecological balance.